we only have limits because we set them ourselves.
i’m all out of optimism for one day.
That awful feeling you get when you love talking...
dita von teese would get it.
creativity is like a muscle. the more it’s used, the stronger it gets.
getting wasted with the mrs, drinking mint-yogurt-esque mojitos, running away from pervy 30 year olds, attempting to cook super noodles, waking up still drunk, drinking ridiculous amounts of tea, and munching a big beasty pasta bake. i think it’s safe to say that this weekend was a winner. :D
i borrowed charlie sheen's brain
and dude, i could handle it.
So many people sit complaining about how...
yet i’m sat watching the news about a 2 year old girl with near-terminal leukemia. I wonder who has it worse?
I never regret any of the choices I've made
but it doesn’t stop me wishing I could go back and do what I truly wish I could now. If only for 5 minutes.
"that's so mainstream."
so is trying your hardest to be a pretentious knob. and so’s your mom.
"Reblog if you have piercings, tattoos, or have...
Everyone on Tumblr then?